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Jesus Wants You To Buy An AR-15

 

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By Henry Decker

Jesus and the gun

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This week’s “winner” is retired lieutenant general and current Family Research Council vice president Jerry Boykin.

Boykin, who was last seen on this list [3] fawning over his image of Jesus Christ as a “man’s man” with “big bulging biceps” and a “thin waist,” has added another accessory to his fantasy Christ: An AR-15 [4]!

“The Lord is a warrior and in Revelation 19 is says when he comes back, he’s coming back as what? A warrior. A mighty warrior leading a mighty army, riding a white horse with a blood-stained white robe,” Boykin told the WallBuilders’ Pro-Family Legislators Conference on Tuesday. “I believe that blood on that robe is the blood of his enemies ’cause he’s coming back as a warrior carrying a sword.”

“And I believe now — I’ve checked this out — I believe that sword he’ll be carrying when he comes back is an AR-15,” he continued.

After explaining how the Second Amendment came straight from Jesus, Boykin gets back to his main point.

“The sword today is an AR-15,” he insisted, “so if you don’t have one, go get one. You’re supposed to have one. It’s Biblical.”

I believe  – and I’ve checked this out — that maybe Boykin should stop taking history lessons from David Barton. [5]

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